God's Lingering For Miracles

Something Unheard On Football

1) Just before the World Cup in 1966, the solid gold Jules Rimet trophy was stolen. After a few frantic days of searching, the cup was found by a dog called Pickles, out for a walk in South London. The organizers must have been pleased to get their paws on the trophy...

2) English referee Martin Sylvester sent himself off in 1998 after punching a player during a Sunday League game … “right that’s it, I’m off. I displayed unsporting behavior, my name is going in the book.”(Oooookay....u gotta do what u gotta do I guess.) 

3) Guiseppe Meazza of Italy’s shorts fell down as he was taking a penalty shot in the 1938 World Cup.(He must have been the butt of all the jokes that year) 

4) There were a total of 20 red cards were shown during a match in Paraguay between Sportivo Ameliano and General Caballero in 1993, leaving just 2 players on the pitch.(To me...to you...to me...to you… well there’s nobody else!) 

5) The most goals ever scored in one match by a single professional player is 13. Archie Thomson of Australia broke the record in a World Cup qualifying match against American Samoa. Australia won the match 31-0.(When do you think American Samoan’s realized they were going to lose? I like to think they were still optimistic at 25-0.) 

6) Due to a superstition, France captain Laurent Blanc kissed goalkeeper Fabian Barthez’s shaved head before each match of the 1998 World Cup.(Get a room guys, we are trying to play football here!) 

7) The Liberian soccer team escaped imprisonment in 1980 by drawing 0-0 with Gambia. Allegedly the Liberian government had threatened to lock them up if they lost …(Wtf??  “What are you in for? Multiple homicides? Me, I’m just not very good at soccer”.) 

8) Funny professional soccer player names include Johnny Moustache, Norman Conquest, and our favorite Wolfgang Wolf who was the manager of Wolfsberg.(Headlines: Wolf wolfs down Norman Conquest and team ending their conquest for the cup.) 

9) A Scottish Cup game between Falkirk and Inverness Thistle in 1979 was postponed 29 times because of bad weather. (Point to note: It was Scotland … were they really waiting for good weather?!) 

10) A soccer match in Tanzania was postponed in 1978 because the referee was arrested on the pitch and accused of smoking marijuana.(I know people often want the referee to relax, but this guy took it a bit too far!)

Only Love Matters!!!

Some Hilarious World Records

Do you Believe it?

Interview

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question. Think well
before you make up your mind!" The boy thought
for a while and said, "my choice is one really
difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you
have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer, but he
thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask
me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while
Creativity is the master of presence of mind.

Facts about Laughter

1. A healthy laughter can help you to reduce pain and prevent
infections.
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2. It has been seen that there is a considerable drop
in the levels of stress hormones after a good laughing session.
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3. It helps in releasing endorphins which can bring positive changes
to the mindset of a person.
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4. A heavy laughter brings in much more oxygen to the lungs then
normal breathing would do.
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5. Laughter reduces the risk of heart diseases!
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6. Fifteen minutes of laughing a day can make you lose weight.
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7. It has been scientifically proven that laughter can be contagious.
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8. Gelotology is the study of laughing and its effects on human
body.
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9. The maximum laughter happens over social responses which mean
that only 10-15 percent of it is actually due to jokes. 10. Laughter
is a sound which does not have any language.
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11. Humans are not the only creatures who laugh.
Animals like dog and cat also laugh!
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12. A child of the age of six years laughs about three times more
than an adult.
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13. Heavy laughter everyday can strengthen your immune system.
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14. The average person laughs about thirteen times in a single day.
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15. Laughing has been the cause for death for many people.

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Amazing Facts about Bill Gates

Bill Gates earns US$250 every second. That’s about $20million a day or 7.8billion a year

If he drops a thousand dollars, he shouldn’t even bother to pick it up because the 4 seconds he picks it, he would’ve already earned it back

The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself, he will finish it in less than 10 years

He can donate $15 to everyone on earth but still remain with $15 million for his pocket money

Micheal Jordan is the highest paid athlete in the US. If he doesn’t drink and eat and keeps up his annual income ie $30million he will have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates now

If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37^th richest country on earth.

If you change all of Bill Gates money to $1 notes, you can make a road from earth to moon 14 times back and forth. But you can make that road non stop for 1400 years and use a total of 713 Boeing 747 plane to transport all the money

Reason I dont let my GirlFriend use my playstation

Warren Buffet Quotes

On Earning:::: never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source

On spending:::: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need

On savings:::: do not save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings

On taking Risks:::: Never test the depth of river with both the feet

On investment:::: Do not put all eggs in one basket

On Expectations:::: Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people